Saturday, May 26, 2007

6 Guys to Avoid

I've had my fair share of bad dates, and for some of our sisters who are only beginning to play the field, allow me to give some tips. Dating: it's about getting to know the person.. Don't get smitten because nothing is for certain here. A lot of unexpected things can still happen- like him suddenly disappearing into thin air (even after a spectacular first date or first you-know-what). Think boundaries, don't "put out" right away.
Watch out for these red flags though, let me tell you they are a complete waste of time.
I-think-I’m-Bi-Ty
He's had a girlfriend before and likes spending time with you. The problem is that he is still confused about his sexuality. Don't expect this relationship to go any further unless those issues are resolved. Honey, you got enough problems on your own.
I-Have-Kids-and-I’m-Married-Jared
Oh great, he's about to make a Galema out of you. Don't turn into a home wrecker! Even if he is the best looking guy you've seen, its not worth it being Number 2. I once had a married guy ask me out and I told him, "Go back to your wife." Odiba ang taray?! You know what they say.. "When you're in love with a married man, don't wear mascara." Iiyak ka lang ng iyak in the end.
The Straight Tripper
The macho guy who is game for anything. A few drinks with him and he wants to "see what its like". For some this is their dream scenario. I don't know, maybe its the fact that I'm already done with that phase.. But I just want something that will last more than a season of a bad TV sineserye.
I-Want-Your-Money-Honey
The saddest, most common guys that some older queens date. From food, to allowance, to rent, to tuition fees, you have to be the one to pay. You even beat the Phillipine National Bank for the most number of remittances! Etching! Superbrands ka na pala. Well, if you have the moolah, why not?

The Mama’s Boy
This is by far the most infuriating of the bunch. The rest I can handle with ease, and then comes an intelligent, cute charmer. You go on a nice date, hold hands under the stars, go to Rockwell for a second date. Until you find out later that he practically has to ask permission from his Momma if he can have sex with you. C'mon!
The “Katrina”
He has more sexual conquests than the maximum number of permutations of a ten digit electronic raffle. Ilan yon? Hmmm nPr= 3,628,800. Ibang level na ito. If you feel an itch somewhere have it checked pronto! Di 'yan sign ng paparating na pera gagah!

11 comments:

runawaycat said...

I totally understand what you meant by mama's boy. Real infuriating bunch! I'd never go for a mama's boy even if he looks drop dead gorgeous.

And I like the way you described The Katrina. Funny!

Riki The Dark said...

There are guys na parang all-in-one package...it's as if 2 or more of the categories you've enumerated would apply to that person. Such men are toxic, and it's best to stay away from them. Thanks for the very interesting entry, Thad!

Phoenix said...

Truelala!! Right on, sisters! hehe

sharah said...

There are some guys out there like my ex. Hey will tell you right off what kind of guy they are. IE in this case "I'm moody and I will distance myself. I also sabitosh my own relationships" Ladies stay away from these guys my ex not only destroyed our great relationship because he was stressed about bills and the things he wasn’t happy about in his life. He also blamed me for why he wants happy... (The real reason he’s in trouble with the IRS and his ex wife for bills that they had together) These kind of men will use a relationship to make them selves feel happy. During the "honey moon phase" they are happy and in love and all about you but once real life starts showing up again then they ditch you for a new model of the honeymoon phase. My ex just took forever to not be happy in life again then because he didn’t want to hurt me dropped off the face of the planet and got a new girlfriend so basically cheated on me for 3 weeks. JERK!!!!

sharah said...

There are some guys out there like my ex. Hey will tell you right off what kind of guy they are. IE in this case "I'm moody and I will distance myself. I also sabitosh my own relationships" Ladies stay away from these guys my ex not only destroyed our great relationship because he was stressed about bills and the things he wasn’t happy about in his life. He also blamed me for why he wants happy... (The real reason he’s in trouble with the IRS and his ex wife for bills that they had together) These kind of men will use a relationship to make them selves feel happy. During the "honey moon phase" they are happy and in love and all about you but once real life starts showing up again then they ditch you for a new model of the honeymoon phase. My ex just took forever to not be happy in life again then because he didn’t want to hurt me dropped off the face of the planet and got a new girlfriend so basically cheated on me for 3 weeks. JERK!!!!

Anonymous said...

hello mr.thad..ur superb in ur writings..keep it up..hope we will become friend para may genius ako na friend..

Anonymous said...

hello mr.thad..ur superb in ur writings..keep it up..hope we will become friend para may genius ako na friend..

Este Kasei said...

OMG! You're right on the dot. I went out with a guy who had 2 of your descriptions... He never told me he was married with kids. He also told me that he can't feel the real connection unless he's going to sleep with me. Duh! That explains why he's had several failed relationships... His marriage was on the rocks, etc... Now that he's divorced, he wants me back... Says that he's been regretting letting go of me... My response: heck no! Kudos to ya sister!!!

Christy Abnuy said...

OMG! You're right on the dot. I went out with a guy who had 2 of your descriptions... He never told me he was married with kids. He also told me that he can't feel the real connection unless he's going to sleep with me. Duh! That explains why he's had several failed relationships... His marriage was on the rocks, etc... Now that he's divorced, he wants me back... Says that he's been regretting letting go of me... My response: heck no! Kudos to ya sister!!!

Anonymous said...

my goodness...i think i have dated some of those guys ....

bulls eye...

filhombre said...

guys, guys, guys! My Caladryl!

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