6 Guys to Avoid

I've had my fair share of bad dates, and for some of our sisters who are only beginning to play the field, allow me to give some tips. Dating: it's about getting to know the person.. Don't get smitten because nothing is for certain here. A lot of unexpected things can still happen- like him suddenly disappearing into thin air (even after a spectacular first date or first you-know-what). Think boundaries, don't "put out" right away.

Watch out for these red flags though, let me tell you they are a complete waste of time.

I-think-I’m-Bi-Ty
He's had a girlfriend before and likes spending time with you. The problem is that he is still confused about his sexuality. Don't expect this relationship to go any further unless those issues are resolved. Honey, you got enough problems on your own.

I-Have-Kids-and-I’m-Married-Jared

Oh great, he's about to make a Galema out of you. Don't turn into a home wrecker! Even if he is the best looking guy you've seen, its not worth it being Number 2. I once had a married guy ask me out and I told him, "Go back to your wife." Odiba ang taray?! You know what they say.. "When you're in love with a married man, don't wear mascara." Iiyak ka lang ng iyak in the end.
The Straight Tripper
The macho guy who is game for anything. A few drinks with him and he wants to "see what its like". For some this is their dream scenario. I don't know, maybe its the fact that I'm already done with that phase.. But I just want something that will last more than a season of a bad TV sineserye.

I-Want-Your-Money-Honey
The saddest, most common guys that some older queens date. From food, to allowance, to rent, to tuition fees, you have to be the one to pay. You even beat the Phillipine National Bank for the most number of remittances! Etching! Superbrands ka na pala. Well, if you have the moolah, why not?

The Mama’s Boy
This is by far the most infuriating of the bunch. The rest I can handle with ease, and then comes an intelligent, cute charmer. You go on a nice date, hold hands under the stars, go to Rockwell for a second date. Until you find out later that he practically has to ask permission from his Momma if he can have sex with you. C'mon!

The “Katrina”

He has more sexual conquests than the maximum number of permutations of a ten digit electronic raffle. Ilan yon? Hmmm nPr= 3,628,800. Ibang level na ito. If you feel an itch somewhere have it checked pronto! Di 'yan sign ng paparating na pera gagah!