Saturday, May 19, 2007

Philippines' Next Top Okray

Let's take a look at some of the photos of top model wannabes at our very own PNTM. For this shoot, the girls had to deal with reptiles and look fierce. Let's see how they did, shall we?

What the hell did they do with her hair? Para syang baklang binuhusan ng alketran! And the make-up? It looks as if a 4 year old who happened to tag along the shoot picked up a crayola and smeared it on Jenilyn's face! Tsk tsk poor girl..

And what's with the shorts? Looks like manang the sastre went a little crazy with the scissors. If you look in the dictionary for the word Chaka- this is what you'll see.

Where do I start with this one? OK, from the top: Ano yung kinalaman nung Abaca sa buhok nya? Juice ko, yung make-up parang si Braguda! Wait, Celia Rodriguez's make-up then was not as bad as this.

Her hands are dead, her body formless. And to make things worse, she's wearing an ugly jumper outfit that doesn't even conceal her P30 bra.

Yung ahas mukhang takot sa kanya!

Si Lola Sheena nyo.. pretty girl, but with those ropes as hair and uuugleee bloomers she didn't stand a chance. Nada.

I can't believe they even showed this on TV!

Kung alam ko lang na ganun yung mga photos panalo pa ang isang to! Beguiling smile with a hint of crazy in his eyes. Ayan, fierce!! Etching!


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