We all live parallel lives.. I’m sure you’ve heard them all before:
Guy: I’ll be gentle!
Thad: Yeah, right. Then I won’t be able to sit and walk properly for a week.
Guy: I’ll be gentle!
Thad: Yeah, right. Then I won’t be able to sit and walk properly for a week.
Guy: Anong gusto mong cariño?
Thad: What? Just pull your pants off and get on with it! I need to be at work in about 7 hours.
Guy: Let’s go to my place for a drink..
Thad: Before or after?..
Guy: Are you a bottom? asks a 6foot guy
Thad: Obvious ba?
Guy: (Brushes his hand on my arm)
Thad: Got it, let’s get back to my place.
My fatal line: Years ago, Ive been seeing this guy from the office for quite some time. One evening after a date, we sneaked into his place. After some heavy duty kissing, I couldn’t resist asking him about the relationship. “So, where is this going?”
Guy: (Looses his hard on.)
Oops, my bad!
My fatal line: Years ago, Ive been seeing this guy from the office for quite some time. One evening after a date, we sneaked into his place. After some heavy duty kissing, I couldn’t resist asking him about the relationship. “So, where is this going?”
Guy: (Looses his hard on.)
Oops, my bad!
1 comment:
Whoa! :) You are saying it as it is, Thad. LOL.
P.S. Thank god you're a bottom too. ;)
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