To our English-only readers, I’m afraid most of the punchlines are in gayspeak or Filipino.. Perhaps you can try to learn a little bit. ; )Manash! Ok, tigang na tigang ka na ever. Daig mo pa si Chastity Bono (ang tivoling anak ni Cher, gagah!) sa pagiging pure. Wiz ka nang mag-crayola, read mo na lang itech at humanap ng alternatives!
1. Kumain ng Bangus Belly. Yesteryears! Better than sex ang lasa ng fried na Bangus Belly.. It’s soft, tasty, a little salty parang… Natumbok mo mother! Alams na natin kung ano yon.
2. Kumain nga maraming Curly Tops. It’s sweet, it’s cheap, it’s the Philippine version of Hersheys! I swear, manginginig ka sa tamis after sa pangatlong box mo. Parang hinahalikan ka all over. Etching!
3. Tama na ang mga oral exercises mo, jokla! Another alternative is to have a great workout at the gym. Take note ate, may mga cuties din dito! The rush of endorphins after a great workout is tantamount to the feeling of an orgasm. Huy, secret lang natin yun ha!
4. Mag praylalu ka na pagpalain ka ng true love. Hay naku bakla ka, tawag ng laman lang yang inaatupag mo! Build on your friendships and relationships. Malay mo, the right guy is just around the corner.
O, Zsazsa Padilla, keri na yung mga tips na yan. Fly na ang lola nyo, babush!
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