UP Vandals

What better way to peer into the psyche of UP students than to read the writings on the walls…

AS chairs:"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"

....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS chair :"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:

AS 1st floor CR uli:" Im a simple gay "

tapos me sumagot"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Tagapeyups ka ba? duh!

"tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)

"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok langyung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:Chem chair:"push button to spray acid on prof'sface."

BIO:Bio chair:"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...bawal."

ENG'G:Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:"Hawak ko saking mga kamay angkinabukasan ng bayan!"

Reply:"the future you are holding is verysmall."

MATH:sa cr sa may math building:"SUMAPI SA NPA! "

may sumagot:"PAANO? "may sumagot pa:"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SAPINAKAMALAPIT NA DROPBOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang"teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli."you'll NEVER find what you're lookingfor"

May nag-reply:"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuanuli.nakasulat sa armchair:"F*CK DA WORLD! "

ta's may sumagot:"F*CK U TOO!--WORLD?"

UPISsa loob ng music room."maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "

tas may sumagot"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ngpalaka "

tas may sumagot uli"weh "

tas may nag-react uli"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:Wall ng vinzons"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

NIGS:sa isang upuan:"f*ck nigs!"

may nagreply:"who's nigs?"

MAIN LIBSa isang lamesa ng main lib,filipinianasection:

"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"tapos may sumagot...

"mali pang grammar at spelling mo,halatang di ka taga UP"

KALAI:nietzsche-"god is dead"

God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:sa labas ng PNB:"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"