Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Oh the Shock..

Three events that would make headlines, should they happen:

3. Tricycles complete with neon plastic trimmings traversing Champs Elysees.

2. Champagne sold at school cafeterias.

1. And of course, the classic “swine growing wings and taking flight”

Hmm care to add more?


Quentin X said...

Me getting pregnant.

Phoenix said...

@ quentin x: hmm this reminds me of a feature I once saw on tv- an implantation of a fertilized egg daw on a male's abdominal cavity.. Though it indeed is impossible without the placenta-the child's life support system.


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