Two queers were lying on a white sand beach sipping ice-cold Margaritas.
Q1: "Bakla, two months na daw ang Emancipation of Thadie."
Q2: "Yes, mother! At ang chika daw, malapit nang mag 10,000 hits ang blog na itetch."
Q1 takes a demure sip, and licks the salt on the rim.
Q1: "At least may nagbabasa sa blog nya."
Q2: "Korek! Kahit papano diba. Nakita mo yung Globetracker? Ava, read in over 34 countries daw."
Q1: "Hmmph, baka naman isang beses lang na-view sa isang bansa. Tingnan mo naman yung ibang countries 0.07% sa distribution diba?"
Q2: "Pero in fairness, marami ang nagbabasa dito sa 'Pinas, US, UAE, Hong Kong, Saudi Arabia, India, at Canada. And it looks like perennial visitors yung iba."
Q1 and Q2 turns to the side (para even yung tan! in 15 minutes, yung kabila naman).
Q1: "Bongga kung ganon. Totoo ba yung chika na i-publish daw yung ibang articles?"
Q2: "Rumor has it, that 4 articles might make it to a local publication."
Q1: "Sana nga, para naman may boses yung gay and lesbian community this side of the country. Siguro maganda at fearless yung ed in chief dun ano? (hehe, Hi Steph!)"
Jon Mullaly, wearing a white speedo, walks by.
Jon: "Hi ladies." He smiles.
The two queers melt, form a puddle, and suddenly a large scallop shell emerges. The shell opens, and out comes Thad (the Birth of Venus ang drama).
Jon: "Will you marry me?"
Thad: "Yes!!" He leaps into Jon's arms and he carries him away.
Narrator: And they lived happily ever after.Jon: "Happy Anniversay, baby."