Thursday, November 22, 2007

Decoding your Grades

1.0 Anak ng Diyos
1.1 Dinaan sa haba ng hair
1.2 Malapit na sa katotohanan
1.3 Pag naabot mo ang grade na’to sa major subjects, sobrang galing mo na
1.4 Sumipsip sa teacher
1.5 Very satisfactory overall performance!
1.6 Nagbabasa kahit sa CR
1.7 DL potential pag consistent sa lahat ng subjects
1.8 Sayang, DL na sana
1.9 At least line of 1 pa rin!
2.0 Usual grade
2.1 Ho-hum.
2.2 Cut off grade
2.3 Tried hard pero ayaw lang talaga ng subject sa’yo
2.4 Mahilig mag memorize na hindi nag-aanalyze
2.5 Iniyakan ang specimen
2.6 Iniyakan ang teacher
2.7 Magaling pero madalas absent
2.8 Madalas sa Mags
2.9 Perfect attendance sa lahat ng fiesta, birthdays, at parties
3.0 Pasang- awa.
4.0 Kulang sa pa-cute
5.0 Tsk tsk pahal ka gud man!
INC May balak mag “masteral” sa subject na yun

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thad,

what's ur waistline? kc gusto kong maging kasing payat mo eh. saka ano weight mo? thanks

Phoenix said...

@ anonymous: ako payat? malaki po ang tiyan ko lol! pero di naman schistosomiasis, sobrang dahil sa softdrinks lang. i forgot my waistline- mga 31 ata or something (observe mo na lang na palaging naka-angulo yung shot kasi para di halata ang tiyan. haaay.

weight? mga 130+ ata. medyo tabaching ching na ako = )

Carl said...

hahaha, san napulot ito? ^_^

Phoenix said...

@ carl: from keen observations hehe = )

dazedblu* said...

Haha, ang kulet naman I guess this is a standard from UP?!?

Phoenix said...

@ dazedblu: not necessarily = ) i've studied in both a liberal environment (UP before) and a catholic health sciences school (presently) and i could say it could be applied either way ; ) anyway gawa-gawa ko lang yun for fun hehe

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