Friday, November 30, 2007

First Lesbian Kiss

It has been confirmed yet again, and this time with a very reliable, seldom used litmus test to appraise sexual orientation- a kiss with a woman. It was not planned, but after one too many shots of tequila as you know, anything can happen.

During the night of my birthday, while we were singing on top of our lungs, this very pretty, buxom female friend started doing body shots. I was just sitting down minding my own business, quite drunk, and enjoying the strains of some sad lovesong blaring from the karaoke. She approaches me with a slice of lemon on her finger, a shot glass of tequila on her other hand. I shook my head, saying “no more drinks for me”.

She grins wickedly and asks me to bite the lemon. In my drunken stupor, I couldn’t really get what she meant. Was I supposed to eat that slice of lemon? Chew on it? Everything was in slow motion so the slice just dangled from between my teeth. The next thing I know, she drank from the shot glass and kissed me on the lips slash ate the lemon half dangling from my mouth.

I didn’t retch or gag. I certainly wouldn’t say I enjoyed it either. I just stood there, very surprised at what happened. I reach for the beer and took a large swig, trying to digest what happened as the liquid made its way to my stomach.

Then I remembered my first kiss with my first guy friend Noel- the heat, my pounding heart, the passion. I felt none of it right now. Yup, I probably felt more passion pretend-kissing my pillow when I was thirteen, imagining it was Gabby Conception.

And so it’s official. I’m definitely gay- not bi, but gay. Zero attraction for females. Nada, None. Gosh, I can still hear my friend’s laughter as she saw my reaction.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"~ and may the unfortunate drunk female comment that she felt a slight rush of insecurity finding out that your lips was much more fuller than hers..;D ~"

* ~you know who i am ^.~

Phoenix said...

@ anonymous: LOL!

scholasas said...

was it only a smack or the other way around?=D hehe at least you already knew the difference. heheh

Quentin X said...

Poor woman. She may have to spend the rest of her life on therapy.

flinch said...

that was "woah?!".

Phoenix said...

@ quentin x: nah, she's fine = )

cant_u_read said...

at least she had the decency to find an excuse to kiss you. and it was your birthday!

:-)

Charlene said...

i was there!! but di ko nakita ung scene nila!! LoL.. it was juz becoz the young lady was drunk.. Thad's a gud sport..hehe.. SUMMARY IS: WE ALL ENJOYED THAD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY...

BEEJING said...

Thaddie... wahaha! Gay, not bi? ahaha! LOL.

mink said...

hmmm... really a memorable birthday!!! lol

Belated Happy birthday, better late than never!...

wishin you all the happiness in the world...

mink

Phoenix said...

@ charlene: korek! = ) thanks for being there cha!

@ mink: aww sweet = )

chase said...

ewwwww. heheheheh...
bi? hmmm.. thers no such thing.. hehehe

i still have to try kissing a gurl.

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