Monday, January 5, 2009

Rhetoric blunders

During a quiz, a student was confused over a true or false test- would he simply write T, or not? So he inquired from his good-humored teacher:

Student: “Sir, write the whole word?”

Teacher: “Yes, write the whole world!”

During a high school graduation, an adviser asks her student what her plans were…

Ma’am P: “What do you want to be in four years time?”

Student: “I want to be a Nursing!”

(‘Wag ka, gusto nyang maging kurso!)

A waray boy fairly new to the tagalog-speaking urban Metro Manila, goes to the sari-sari store.

Boy: “Magkano po yung munay?”

Tindera: “Ah, yung monay?”

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